Camo wrap on an expedition vehicle. Just what I would want if I were stranded in the woodlands of Alaska. Too small of a support trailer, needs an other tent on the top of the truck (unless those guys are real friendly and sleep 4 up in that tiny tent on the trailer). » 9/12/14 5:21am Friday 5:21am

You must not have seen them parked side by side. Those glorious chrome blade bumpers replaced with something seen on the front of a NYC taxi , and those oh-so-sweet wrap around tail lights replaced with tacky boxy light units. The headlights were changed as well. Truly a sad fall for a gorgeous car. » 9/12/14 5:08am Friday 5:08am

I had a friend in college that had one. He told me that it just looked like a dumpy 323, but it was really a beast, and told me to take it out. Hit the an on ramp up I-35 in Austin, at about 4AM, flat-out. Clear sailing except for one car, way, way back, so I just kept giving it the beans to see just how fast it would… » 9/11/14 6:11am Thursday 6:11am

I remember when they first hit the market, the Smart store in Austin (Round Rock, actually) refused to let me test drive one unless I placed a $99 non-refundable deposit. I remember looking at her and thinking, it's a Smart, not a fucking Lamborghini. She pissed me off so bad I (fortunately) never went back. » 9/10/14 4:42am 9/10/14 4:42am

In Texas, it is state law that if you are required to wear a uniform for work, then the company has to provide you with said uniform at NO COST TO THE EMPLOYEE. I worked for a major rental car company for 8 years and the only items I has to pay for myself were my underwear, my socks and shoes! They supplied the dress… » 9/02/14 5:39pm 9/02/14 5:39pm

Just remember that rental car miles are like dog years. Trust me, I worked in the industry for 20+ years. From mini-vans used as mobile hunting sheds/slaughter houses, a Dodge Dynasty backed into the Gulf of Mexico to fill the trunk with water in order to have a place to put the catch of the day, I always said that I… » 8/20/14 1:31pm 8/20/14 1:31pm